Angriff aufs Schlaraffenland

Schwejk, Freitag, 25. Januar 2013, 11:58

Arsenal to Purchase City of Dortmund

In a bold move, Arsene Wenger has convinced the the Arsenal Football Club to bypass going after individual players and actually bypass dealing with the club completely. "We decided to purchase the city of Dortmund" said Wenger. "We are tired of being rebuffed by Dortmund.

I really fancy most of the players on their team, especially that little fella and the big guy in the back and that guy up front with long Polish name, well you get the idea and since we just can't try and invade Germany as we think that would create some bad press and may alienate some of our fans, we decided that the best strategy would be to just purchase the entire city of Dortmund."
Terms of the deal are still to be determined due to the fact there are some Schalke fans who will need to be relocated.

http://www.eturbopost.com/arsenal_buys_dortmund.php